• 540 oddities cotd

    From MICHAEL LOO@1:123/140 to DALE SHIPP on Saturday, June 15, 2019 13:31:28
    spoke to Ruth Haffly about 526 oddities cotd <=-
    Lilli finally got rid of Sirius, which she'd been
    paying a fair amount for. Silence is a wonderful
    thing, though I'm concerned about her staying awake
    and paying attention while driving.
    Not sure if you've really noticed, but Gail turns off our car radio just before we pick you up somewhere -- so that you don't have to listen to
    our country western music.

    Silence is precious to me, and thank you. Conversation
    is a close second in value, with various kinds of music
    lagging far behind. Talk radio is farther down the list,
    close to firearms discharges and the screams of the
    damned.

    Breaking down music, country-western, though it is
    by far not my favorite to listen to, is not the most
    objectionable as ambient noise - the worst for me are
    rap, because it's intrinsically nasty, or a good
    performance of serious "classical" music, because that
    requires a level of attention that I could not provide
    while riding in a car.

    Speaking of somewhere, Greenbelt for two reasons - it's
    hard to get out on the Silver Spring bus line on Sunday,
    plus too many modes of transport in one day spooks Bonnie
    - as it is she has to endure at least 5 different vehicles
    before arriving at Greenbelt at 2, and getting to Greencastle
    or Burtonsville would require one or two more still.

    On the one hand, this recipe does not look like the typical moussaka
    recipes that I don't post to you -- on the theory that you could make
    them in your sleep.

    Though terrorized eggplant is something I could
    easily make without a recipe. If you have time,
    get the ingredients together, and I'll fix it
    (looks vaguely middle eastern/Mediterranean, but you
    are right, not quite like a standard moussaka).

    On the other hand, I cannot make any sense of the directions and see

    Sometimes you find MMed recipes with stuff in the
    wrong order and omissions and misprints.

    some obvious things wrong in the list of ingredients. Does it come
    close to making sense to you? Is it like anything you have had or done?

    It looks like imam ba'aldi with meat (i.e., better), the
    directions written by someone with a less mathematical
    sense of logic than yours. [I'll annotate with my notes
    in brackets.]

    Title: Slashed Eggplant - Karni Yarik
    Categories: Beef, Turkish, Vegetable
    Yield: 6 servings

    6 Eggplants, medium, long and [not too thick]
    1/2 c Oil
    [remember that in the imam story he fainted because
    the oil had run out]
    2 tb Butter
    2 Onions, medium, diced
    1/2 lb Ground beef
    [fine - I'd use more meat of course]
    2 Tomatoes, 1 chopped, 1 cut i[nto thin slices]
    1 Green pepper, seeded and cho[pped fine]
    2 tb Parsley, chopped
    Salt, to taste
    Pepper, to taste
    1/2 c Water
    [fine]

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees F after the eggplants have been sauteed.
    [Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. After the eggplants have been sauteed,]
    Cut the stems off eggplants. Then peel off a half inch wide strip of
    the black skin lengthwise, leaving the next half inch with the skin
    on. Repeat until you have a striped effect. Then slash them
    lengthwise on one side only, starting and ending 1 inch from both
    [this means on the side away from the skin. Whether the zebra
    striping of the eggplant is to be done before sauteing or
    after sauteing is unclear.]
    ends so that the eggplants can be stuffed. Saute eggplants very
    lightly on both sides in oil. Place them in a single layer in a
    baking dish or a shallow saucepan, slashed sides up. Add butter to
    the same pan the eggplants were sauteed in and saute onions lightly.
    Add meat, cook for 10 minutes, stirring constantly. Add the chopped
    tomato and green pepper; stir and remove from heat. Stuff slashed
    eggplant with meat mixture. Place a slice of tomato on top of each
    [cover stuffed topping with slices of tomato]
    eggplant. Add 1/2 cup water, cover and cook over medium heat for 30
    minutes or bake uncovered for 40 minutes. Serve with Tomato Pilav or
    egg noodles. Serves 6 persons.
    [okay]

    Paprika and tomato pilaf
    categories: starch, side, Mediterranean
    servings: 6

    2 Tb olive oil
    1 brown onion (diced)
    2 cloves garlic (finely chopped)
    1 carrot (finely chopped)
    1 Tb smoked paprika
    1 c brown basmati rice
    1 cn canned diced tomato
    500 ml chicken stock

    Heat the oil in a heavy saucepan. Add the onion, garlic
    and carrot and cook, stirring occasionally for 5 min or
    until the onion is translucent. Add the remaining
    ingredients and stir well. Reduce heat to a simmer,
    cover and cook for 30 min.

    Once off the heat, remove the lid and lay a clean tea
    towel over the pot, replace lid and leave like this
    for 10 min. This will help absorb any excess moisture.

    Serve with a piece of lemon on the side and maybe a
    dollop of natural yoghurt.

    paraphrased from Sophie Hansen, kidspot.com.au
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