• 700 BBQ, baby

    From MICHAEL LOO@1:123/140 to ALL on Saturday, July 20, 2019 07:05:28
    I met Lilli at her gate, and she told me that as
    her flight didn't have in-seat power, all her
    devices were out of juice, and she didn't have
    her car reservation number, and so we spent a
    couple hours charging her laptop and phone and
    figuring out how to print her confiration from
    the Admiral's Club printers. By the time we were
    copacetic with that it was too late to visit
    Micklethwait, which had been our plan, so we just
    went to the hotel and freshened up for our meeting
    at Stiles Switch with William Robert, aka Billy
    Bob, who, as it turns out had a family emergency,
    so we had to go in and eat alone. Stiles Switch
    was never my favorite, but William likes it, and
    it was convenient to our hotel. We ordered moist
    brisket, cheerfully cut by a very young counterman,
    plus a rib for tasting - I seldom get ribs in Texas,
    as when I lived here, pork aside from breakfast
    sausage and bacon was considered a strange and
    terrible alien thing. The rib turned out to be
    excellent, rubbed with a pepper, hot pepper, sugar,
    and salt rub and done just so, the meat having just
    the right tooth tug. The brisket was point, fairly
    tasty, but also quite lean, this accentuated by a
    strange diagonal cut through the grain. Lilli didn't
    care for the texture of either meat, finding the pork
    a little tough (it was more resilient than southerners
    like but fine for others) and the fibers of the
    brisket showing too prominently. The sauce, a takeoff
    on the Mueller sauce, was necessary for the beef. A
    glass of bad wine cost almost twice as much as my
    Shiner Bock. The cashier sized us up and asked Lilli,
    would you like a nice glass for that and forked over
    a pretty classy-looking knockoff of a Riedel stemless.
    I guess they jack up the prices of the wine to make up
    for loss and breakage of the crystalloid.

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    Taylor Cafe is about half an hour east in Taylor,
    and I wanted to visit Vencil Mares, who is 95 going
    on 96. Also his barbecue is good and also kind of
    neglected, in the shadow of Louie Mueller's up the
    street a couple blocks. Mr. Mares is still around,
    in a wheelchair now; he didn't know me from Adam, of
    course, but being a chivalrous knight, at least
    pretended to recognize Lilli. Me chattedd for a few
    moments, and he went back to sleep.

    We ordered a 3-meat plate to split; the waitress came
    back with the welcome news that the potato salad wasn't
    made yet, so would double beans be okay?

    The bad news: the white squishy bread I could smell
    from halfway down the counter. That was partially
    because it was 90 out and nearly that in this not air
    conditioned place.

    The good news, besides that Vencil is still alive,
    was the food. The sausage was a loose mixture of beef
    and pork, moderately smoked as all these meats are, in
    a snappy popping casing, more peppery than salty, pretty
    good. Moist brisket was very, very good, fattiest I've
    had in a while, about the same level of graininess as
    at Stiles Switch but expertly cut. There was a whiff of
    corned taste that the modest smoking did not overcome.
    These two offerings came drizzled with a tomato-based
    sauce (similar to but sweeter than the Mueller sauce).
    The third meat was a rib, done more the way Lilli likes
    it but with enough pull to make it interesting for me.
    It was rather salty but delicious. Double beans were
    so enjoyable - peppery, bacony, not too salty - that the
    waitress, seeing my face as I ate, brought a spoon for
    me to catch all the juice with. I had more Shiner Bock,
    and as there was no wine, Lilli asked for a Diet Coke.
    No such thing, but would Diet Dr. Pepper be okay? It
    was, and it was - less diety tasting than artificially
    sweetened drinks tend to be. I felt good about the whole
    event and gave the girl a 40% tip.
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