• 549 dares; reasons to mistrust

    From MICHAEL LOO@1:123/140 to NANCY BACKUS on Thursday, April 05, 2018 05:12:10
    From beeradvocate.com:
    I was sitting at a bar in the Minneapolis
    Airport when the guy next to me requested
    a Coors Light with a pickle in it.

    Which sounds like a dare beverage to me.

    Thinking back on the not so wonderful days of
    elementary school, when "I dare you" put fear
    into the hearts of all who heard it, with "I
    double-dare you" the only effective defense:
    the party of the first part dares the party of
    the second part to perform an absurd task
    (eating a tablespoonful of salt comes to mind),
    and when #2 says, "I double-dare ya" and
    completes the task, #1 has to repeat the action
    - this prevents anything too horrible from
    being suggested in the first place.

    I was intrigued by one of the two notable
    recent teen challenges, as commonly reported on
    the all-knowing Internet, that of eating detergent
    pods - so I put a tentative tongue to one and
    found it ... sweet, a pleasantly sticky gummi-like
    texture, and a not insuperable floral aroma.
    Sweet? Procter & Gamble, what were you thinking?
    I've not tasted the inside - yet. Next time we do
    a load, I'm going to puncture a pod just before
    using it and taste the liquid inside; I imagine
    it'll be soapy and bitter, but that doesn't much
    matter - by the time a kid has taken the first
    fateful chew, at least some of the damage will
    have been done.

    I haven't been so tempted by the other fad,
    snorting condoms, in part because there's
    nothing culinary or potential pleasurable
    effect, but mostly because I don't have any,
    and they're expensive. To the unaware,
    people are dared to inhale condoms and try to
    get them out the back of the throat without
    swallowing. What fun that must be.

    Chocolate Medallions
    categories: KfP, dessert
    yield: 20

    4 oz dark or bittersweet chocolate, broken into pieces
    1/4 c cocoa nibs, almonds, or hazelnuts
    1/4 c candied ginger
    1/4 c dried blueberries or raisins
    1/4 c candied orange peel

    Line a baking sheet with waxed paper.

    In a large heatproof bowl set over a pan of simmering
    water, stir the chocolate until melted. Remove the
    chocolate from the heat.

    Drop chocolate by tablespoonsful onto the prepared
    baking sheet, using the back of the spoon to flatten
    into disks.

    Place one of each of the four toppings onto each
    circle. Work a few medallions at a time; they will
    harden as they cool.

    Cool on the baking sheet until hardened.

    Store in a cool place in a covered container.

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