From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

It shows how FUCKED this newsgroup is that we don't already have a
1000+ post thread on this.

Some absolutely breathless reviews coming out of Venice, but it sounds
as much a remake of POSSESSION to me. And TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS?

I am intrigued at the very least.

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From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

On 03/09/2018 09:09, Dr Walpurgis wrote:

It shows how FUCKED this newsgroup is that we don't already have a 1000+
post thread on this.

Some absolutely breathless reviews coming out of Venice, but it sounds
as much a remake of POSSESSION to me. And TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS?

I am intrigued at the very least.

consider me interested.
but yes longer than my willy.

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From: kissmyb@lls.com

In article <pmiq80$v80$1@drwalpurgis.motzarella.org>, burke.dennings@cunting.hun says...

It shows how FUCKED this newsgroup is that we don't already have a
1000+ post thread on this.

Some absolutely breathless reviews coming out of Venice, but it sounds
as much a remake of POSSESSION to me. And TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS?

I am intrigued at the very least.

ill probably steal it when its available.

--

regards from BOD!


"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980

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From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote:

It shows how FUCKED this newsgroup is that we don't already have a 1000+
post thread on this.

Some absolutely breathless reviews coming out of Venice, but it sounds as much a remake of POSSESSION to me. And TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS?

I am intrigued at the very least.

Not much to discuss without having seen it, but they have attracted my
interest despite my original disdain for the idea. I didn't want to see
Evil Dead or Dawn Of The Dead remade either, and those turned out pretty
well.

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From: knobgoblin@everythingotherthanthisisreal.goblinporn.com

On 2018-09-03, Adam <AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com> intoned:

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote:

It shows how FUCKED this newsgroup is that we don't already have a 1000+
post thread on this.

Some absolutely breathless reviews coming out of Venice, but it sounds as
much a remake of POSSESSION to me. And TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS?

I am intrigued at the very least.

Not much to discuss without having seen it, but they have attracted my interest despite my original disdain for the idea. I didn't want to see
Evil Dead or Dawn Of The Dead remade either, and those turned out pretty well.

Both completely redundant but also much better than they had any right to be. The DotD remake must've been a fluke because Zack Snyder's other output indicates that he's a monstrous shitcunt.


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From: bijgh@hotmail.com

On Monday, September 3, 2018 at 6:09:37 PM UTC+10, Dr Walpurgis wrote:

I am intrigued at the very least.

Tilda Swinton is like the inverse Nicole Kidman - any film with her in is guaranteed to be good - or at least interesting.

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From: me@privacy.net

Jared <bijgh@hotmail.com> wrote in news:fed9df08-3af3-4c90-94d3-7490e67bdc7c@googlegroups.com:

On Monday, September 3, 2018 at 6:09:37 PM UTC+10, Dr Walpurgis wrote:

I am intrigued at the very least.

Tilda Swinton is like the inverse Nicole Kidman - any film with her in
is guaranteed to be good - or at least interesting.

True.

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From: me@privacy.net

The Knob Goblin
<knobgoblin@everythingotherthanthisisreal.goblinporn.com> wrote in news:pmkkcp$gqu$1@dont-email.me:

On 2018-09-03, Adam <AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com> intoned:

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote:

It shows how FUCKED this newsgroup is that we don't already have a
1000+ post thread on this.

Some absolutely breathless reviews coming out of Venice, but it
sounds as much a remake of POSSESSION to me. And TWO AND A HALF
FUCKING HOURS?

I am intrigued at the very least.

Not much to discuss without having seen it, but they have attracted
my interest despite my original disdain for the idea. I didn't want
to see Evil Dead or Dawn Of The Dead remade either, and those turned
out pretty well.

Both completely redundant but also much better than they had any right
to be. The DotD remake must've been a fluke because Zack Snyder's
other output indicates that he's a monstrous shitcunt.

I do love a DAWN OF THE DEAD double bill. You're wrong about Snyder
though, he also directed this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDdQcfz6pbo

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From: knobgoblin@everythingotherthanthisisreal.goblinporn.com

On 2018-09-04, The White Lady <me@privacy.net> intoned:

The Knob Goblin
<knobgoblin@everythingotherthanthisisreal.goblinporn.com> wrote in
news:pmkkcp$gqu$1@dont-email.me:

On 2018-09-03, Adam <AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com> intoned:

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote:

It shows how FUCKED this newsgroup is that we don't already have a
1000+ post thread on this.

Some absolutely breathless reviews coming out of Venice, but it
sounds as much a remake of POSSESSION to me. And TWO AND A HALF
FUCKING HOURS?

I am intrigued at the very least.

Not much to discuss without having seen it, but they have attracted
my interest despite my original disdain for the idea. I didn't want
to see Evil Dead or Dawn Of The Dead remade either, and those turned
out pretty well.

Both completely redundant but also much better than they had any right
to be. The DotD remake must've been a fluke because Zack Snyder's
other output indicates that he's a monstrous shitcunt.

I do love a DAWN OF THE DEAD double bill. You're wrong about Snyder
though, he also directed this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDdQcfz6pbo

Regardless of your love of THAT DAFT RACIST, one of his videos can't come close to offsetting 300 or that whole DC Universe abortion.

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From: ReVulse@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk

On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 20:02:41 -0700, Jared wrote:

On Monday, September 3, 2018 at 6:09:37 PM UTC+10, Dr Walpurgis wrote:

I am intrigued at the very least.

Tilda Swinton is like the inverse Nicole Kidman - any film with her in
is guaranteed to be good - or at least interesting.

Nicole Kidman is in PADDINGTON and that's a great film.

--
#Andy#

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From: bijgh@hotmail.com

On Wednesday, September 5, 2018 at 2:48:39 AM UTC+10, ReVulse wrote:

Nicole Kidman is in PADDINGTON and that's a great film.

Ha ha.

Though looking through her filmography it may well be her best film. It's not a very high bar to pass. I'm voting TO DIE FOR.

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From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

On 05/09/2018 05:00, Jared wrote:

On Wednesday, September 5, 2018 at 2:48:39 AM UTC+10, ReVulse wrote:

Nicole Kidman is in PADDINGTON and that's a great film.

Ha ha.

Though looking through her filmography it may well be her best film. It's

not

a very high bar to pass. I'm voting TO DIE FOR.

i liked the others.

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From: me@privacy.net

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote in news:pmiq80$v80$1 @drwalpurgis.motzarella.org:

It shows how FUCKED this newsgroup is that we don't already have a
1000+ post thread on this.

Some absolutely breathless reviews coming out of Venice, but it sounds
as much a remake of POSSESSION to me. And TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS?

I am intrigued at the very least.

The reviews I've seen are decidedly mixed. The consensus seems to be that
it's TOO FAR UP ITS OWN ARSE and not even a horror film. Naturally there's
the odd GAY CUNT proclaiming it better than the original. I wasn't that
excited to start with and fuck knows why they have to make any film that
long. Who ever finishes a film and thinks, that could have done with being
an hour longer? Most galling is the fact that its getting released in
fucking November. Seriously, how long have they been on with this shit and
they couldn't get it out a few days earlier in time for HALLOWEEN?

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From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

On 2018-09-05 05:59:29 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

Nicole Kidman is in PADDINGTON and that's a great film.

Ha ha. Though looking through her filmography it may well be her best
film. It's not
a very high bar to pass. I'm voting TO DIE FOR.

i liked the others.

Nice arse in DEAD CALM.

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From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

Well, that was a right old load of PRETENTIOUS BOLLOCKS.

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From: me@privacy.net

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote in news:psnn02$gl5$2 @drwalpurgis.motzarella.org:

Well, that was a right old load of PRETENTIOUS BOLLOCKS.

Everytime I see that poster I want to kick their cunts in. CLIMAX looks far more interesting.

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From: bijgh@hotmail.com

On Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 11:22:27 AM UTC+11, Dr Walpurgis wrote:

Well, that was a right old load of PRETENTIOUS BOLLOCKS.

Faithful to the source.

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From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

The verdict is in:

"The Amazon Studios backed remake took a mere $2,483,472 at the US box
office, for a total of $6,348,889 worldwide. With an estimated budget
of $20 million, this means it is officially an epic flop."

https://horrorpedia.com/2019/01/20/suspiria-reviews-movie-film-horror-2018-ca-guadagnino-overview-cast-plot/

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From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

If you're not already familiar with Soiled Sinema, you bloody well ought to be.

This might well be the definitive review: http://www.soiledsinema.com/2019/04/suspiria-2018.html

You'll need at least one stiff drink to get through it, though.

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From: me@privacy.net

The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:XnsAA2B52CDB4BFDmeprivacynet@130.133.4.11:

I tried reading the MANDY review,

Which reminds me, an excellent new Nicolas Cage film has just been put on Netflix - Between Worlds. Cage's wife and daughter are dead, he starts
fucking this woman whose daughter is in a coma. Turns out the daughter is possessed by the spirit of his dead wife so he starts boning her aswell!
Then it turns out the (living) mother was possessed by Cage's daughter all along, so he'd been doing his own daughter too! I might not have got all of this right. Fuck knows what was happening, but it was GOOD.

First rule of Nicolas Cage films - DO NOT try to MAKE SENSE of Nicolas Cage films.

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From: me@privacy.net

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote in news:q8dd0j$mqn$1@drwalpurgis.motzarella.org:

If you're not already familiar with Soiled Sinema, you bloody well
ought to be.

I tried reading the MANDY review, but it's far too clever for me.

This might well be the definitive review: http://www.soiledsinema.com/2019/04/suspiria-2018.html

Harder work, more pretentious and overlong than the actual film. Here's the definitive review:

UNFUCKINGWATCHABLE.


Don't mention it EVER AGAIN.

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From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

On 2019-04-08 07:08:22 +0000, The White Lady said:

If you're not already familiar with Soiled Sinema, you bloody well
ought to be.

I tried reading the MANDY review, but it's far too clever for me.

I always enjoy Germans who are unembarassed about being ACTUAL NAZIS.
But in between the asides about "hebrews" and "cocksuckers" there's a
lot of genuinely intelligent genre writing on there.

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From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

On 2019-04-08 08:18:19 +0000, Dr Walpurgis said:

On 2019-04-08 07:08:22 +0000, The White Lady said:

If you're not already familiar with Soiled Sinema, you bloody well
ought to be.

I tried reading the MANDY review, but it's far too clever for me.

I always enjoy Germans who are unembarassed about being ACTUAL NAZIS.
But in between the asides about "hebrews" and "cocksuckers" there's a
lot of genuinely intelligent genre writing on there.

Waaaay too many words.

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From: amosnomore@hotmail.com

On 2019-04-08 07:42:31 +0000, The White Lady said:

The White Lady <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:XnsAA2B52CDB4BFDmeprivacynet@130.133.4.11:

I tried reading the MANDY review,

Which reminds me, an excellent new Nicolas Cage film has just been put on Netflix - Between Worlds. Cage's wife and daughter are dead, he starts fucking this woman whose daughter is in a coma. Turns out the daughter is possessed by the spirit of his dead wife so he starts boning her aswell!
Then it turns out the (living) mother was possessed by Cage's daughter all along, so he'd been doing his own daughter too! I might not have got all of this right. Fuck knows what was happening, but it was GOOD.

First rule of Nicolas Cage films - DO NOT try to MAKE SENSE of Nicolas Cage films.

BIRDY made perfect sense.

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From: AdolanNoSpam62@gmail.com

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote:

If you're not already familiar with Soiled Sinema, you bloody well ought to

be.

This might well be the definitive review: http://www.soiledsinema.com/2019/04/suspiria-2018.html

You'll need at least one stiff drink to get through it, though.

I think it might take longer to read this review than the 30 minutes I gave
the remake before deciding that it wasn't going to get any better.

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From: dsb@REMOVETHISBITbtinternet.com

On 26/04/2019 09:09, Dr Walpurgis wrote:

Now streaming on Prime, if you can summon up the energy:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/detail/B07QWNRG27

I'm going to give it another go.

have the 4k HDR version on my pc.
can't be arsed to start it up.

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From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

Now streaming on Prime, if you can summon up the energy:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/detail/B07QWNRG27

I'm going to give it another go.

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From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

On 2019-04-26 16:20:47 +0000, the dog from that film you saw said:

have the 4k HDR version on my pc.
can't be arsed to start it up.

Perhaps if you'd worked a little harder at school, you wouldn't have to
STEAL THINGS.

And if you engaged a little less IN THE SOLITARY VICE, you might have
more motivation.

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From: DCartRow@aol.com

I think he's onan up to the solitary vice, baby!!

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From: me@privacy.net

Dr Walpurgis <burke.dennings@cunting.hun> wrote in news:q9uec8$544$1 @drwalpurgis.motzarella.org:

Now streaming on Prime, if you can summon up the energy:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/detail/B07QWNRG27

I'm going to give it another go.

GET A LIFE.

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From: giallovera@ULTRAMEGAgmail.com

On 26/04/2019 6:09 PM, Dr Walpurgis wrote:

Now streaming on Prime, if you can summon up the energy:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/detail/B07QWNRG27

I'm going to give it another go.

I'll wait til some lovable nerd makes a 'fan edit' that removes the
bland political subplot and distracting crossdressing.

As a 90min film, it could be quite enjoyable.

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From: bijgh@hotmail.com

On Saturday, April 27, 2019 at 4:55:41 AM UTC+10, Dr Walpurgis wrote:

And if you engaged a little less IN THE SOLITARY VICE, you might have
more motivation.

Solitary is hardly the right word for Gareth's vices.

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