• Last of the Living (2009)

    From Andrew@1:229/2 to All on Friday, October 25, 2019 17:03:07
    From: manowarkills@NOSPAMnetscape.net

    Last of the Living (2009)
    Director: Logan McMillan
    Writer: Logan McMillan

    How does this sound for an original plot? A virus, that turns anyone
    bitten into a flesh craving zombie, has nearly wiped out humanity. Mind
    blown, right? Writer and director Logan McMillan starts with that well
    worn plot and doesn't take it anywhere in this New Zealand zombie comedy.

    Morgan (Morgan Williams), Johnny (Robert Faith), and Ash (Ashleigh
    Southam) are three slackers who somehow have survived the apocalypse and
    the ghouls shambling High Street. Luckily for them the water and power
    are still on ('must be nuclear'!), traffic lights function and the
    grocery stores are packed with fresh food so our trio can continue to do
    what they did prior to the consumption of man by man; hang out drinking
    beer and playing the drums. When they grow bored with their current pad
    it is time to move on and find another in their Ford Cortina (with a
    spiky cow catcher mounted on the front bumper!).

    It is while out and about looking for their newest residence that they
    stumble across Stef (Emily Paddon-Brown). She claims that she has a cure
    for zombieism and needs to get back to a lab located on an island in
    order to save what remains of humanity. It is not clear how a cure for
    the decaying, bite sized chunks of flesh missing shamblers will actually
    work. If your skull no longer had flesh on it due to someone feeling a
    bit peckish would you want to be brought back to life? That plot point
    aside, our heroic trio team up with Stef and embark on the perilous journey.

    McMillan and his crew deserve praise for getting the film made, and
    securing international distribution, but there is little else to praise
    about LAST OF THE LIVING. Many of the shots are out of focus, the jokes
    just aren't funny and when major characters die and the viewer doesn't
    care it is a sign that the script needed to bolster character
    development. I can forgive working traffic signals after doomsday and
    other obvious imperfections from shooting a low budget film but I can't
    ignore a lack of imagination or fresh characters to liven up a genre
    that has been around since George Romero's NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.

    Watch NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEB instead. That has a few laughs.



    Andrew

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From The White Lady@1:229/2 to Andrew on Saturday, October 26, 2019 10:28:56
    From: me@privacy.net

    Andrew <manowarkills@NOSPAMnetscape.net> wrote in news:ApmdnR6jSd6W_i7AnZ2dnUU7-Y_NnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Last of the Living (2009)
    Director: Logan McMillan
    Writer: Logan McMillan

    How does this sound for an original plot? A virus, that turns anyone
    bitten into a flesh craving zombie, has nearly wiped out humanity.
    Mind blown, right? Writer and director Logan McMillan starts with that
    well worn plot and doesn't take it anywhere in this New Zealand zombie comedy.

    Morgan (Morgan Williams), Johnny (Robert Faith), and Ash (Ashleigh
    Southam) are three slackers who somehow have survived the apocalypse
    and the ghouls shambling High Street. Luckily for them the water and
    power are still on ('must be nuclear'!), traffic lights function and
    the grocery stores are packed with fresh food so our trio can continue
    to do what they did prior to the consumption of man by man; hang out
    drinking beer and playing the drums. When they grow bored with their
    current pad it is time to move on and find another in their Ford
    Cortina (with a spiky cow catcher mounted on the front bumper!).

    It is while out and about looking for their newest residence that they stumble across Stef (Emily Paddon-Brown). She claims that she has a
    cure for zombieism and needs to get back to a lab located on an island
    in order to save what remains of humanity. It is not clear how a cure
    for the decaying, bite sized chunks of flesh missing shamblers will
    actually work. If your skull no longer had flesh on it due to someone
    feeling a bit peckish would you want to be brought back to life? That
    plot point aside, our heroic trio team up with Stef and embark on the perilous journey.

    McMillan and his crew deserve praise for getting the film made, and
    securing international distribution, but there is little else to
    praise about LAST OF THE LIVING. Many of the shots are out of focus,
    the jokes just aren't funny and when major characters die and the
    viewer doesn't care it is a sign that the script needed to bolster
    character development. I can forgive working traffic signals after
    doomsday and other obvious imperfections from shooting a low budget
    film but I can't ignore a lack of imagination or fresh characters to
    liven up a genre that has been around since George Romero's NIGHT OF
    THE LIVING DEAD.

    Watch NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEB instead. That has a few laughs.


    Fantastic. You could have said SOONER. All I've got lined up so far is 3
    FROM HELL which I've got little enthusiasm for.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)