• The Simpsons: Every Christmas Episode Ever, Ranked (2/2)

    From Ubiquitous@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, December 13, 2020 17:59:33
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    removal. His measly paycheck falls short of his expectations, as he
    decides to wager his earnings on a dog race. While he might lose his
    money, the family ends up with their beloved dog, Santa's Little
    Helper.

    This installment marks an important, and somewhat confusing, entry into
    the annals of The Simpsons. Technically, it's the series' first episode following their shorts in The Tracey Ullman Show, though it is billed
    on-screen as "The Simpsons Christmas Special," with "Bart the Genius"
    being billed as its actual series premiere.

    Understandably, comparing the first episode of the series to subsequent
    holiday episodes when the series was a much more fully formed concept
    feels a bit unfair, but even its debut installment stands above a
    number of subsequent storylines. Being titled "Simpsons Christmas
    Special" marks an accurate reflection of the actual content, as it
    largely features expected tropes and send-ups you'd see in similar
    made-for-TV specials, but a Simpsons Christmas Special is still much
    funnier than more traditional holiday events.

    4) "'Tis’ the Fifteenth Season" - Season 15, Episode 7
    After trading a rare baseball card to Comic Book Guy, the Simpson
    family have plenty of money to go shopping for Christmas presents, only
    for Homer to blow most of their funds on a "personalized talking
    astrolabe," as the family calls him out for being selfish. Vowing to
    become the nicest guy in town, Homer embarks on a genuinely charitable
    crusade, only for his efforts to go too far as he steals the town's
    presents in hopes of teaching them to be less materialistic. As he
    threatens to burn all the presents, he realizes he may have gone too
    far and returns the presents to the town.

    It's rare to get an episode about Homer actively trying to be a good
    person, without also being given the unintended consequences of those
    efforts, which often involve him causing more harm than good, with
    longtime fans surely appreciating his genuine attempts to improve as a
    person. Add to that is a direct parody of The Grinch, alongside other Simpson-ized holiday specials, making for quite the enjoyable
    experience. You'd also be hard-pressed to see any other Christmas
    episode of any series that finds a way to organically incorporate an
    astrolabe, which earns this installment a few more bonus points.

    3) "Grift of the Magi" - Season 11, Episode 9
    Following Bart accidentally breaking his "butt bone," Springfield
    Elementary has to enlist the mob to pay for the building of ramps for
    his wheelchair, which bankrupts the school and forces them to be
    privatized. The new owners of the school are secretly collecting data
    from the students to create the world's best toy, "Funzo," leaving Bart
    and Lisa to expose the company for their true intentions.

    Lisa and Bart make the perfect foils for one another, as Lisa typically
    drives the story forward as Bart chimes in with his unhelpful
    assistance, while this structure also allows Homer and other
    Springfield residents to completely fly off the handle, as they do in
    this episode. To some, the seasons in the double digits mark the
    decline of the series as a whole, with "Grift of the Magi" ushering in
    the unfulfilling future of the series, though it stands as a last gasp
    of delightful absurdity.

    For example, Gary Coleman voices himself as a security guard at Kid
    First Industries, with later episodes often settling for the mere
    inclusion of a celebrity voice hoping of eliciting laughter. Instead,
    this episode shows him arguing on the phone with a restaurant about the
    number of prawns he received in his order, only for Lisa to reveal the
    phone isn't even plugged in. This combination of initial absurdity,
    only to then get a subsequent and more outlandish punchline, highlights
    some of the best of the series' humor.

    2) "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" - Season 9, Episode 10
    When Bart wakes up early on Christmas morning, he unwraps his toys but unfortunately burns down the Christmas tree and hides it in the front
    yard, blaming everything on a burglar. Following the subsequent news
    coverage, the rest of the town donates money to the family, which they
    use to buy a car. After the melting snow uncovers what really happened,
    the town breaks into the Simpson home seeking retribution, leaving the
    family to bicker over the only thing left in the house, a raggedy
    washcloth.

    This is a rare example of the entire family being the focus of the
    episode and where all of them get to deliver great jokes. Whether
    they're arguing about how to best maneuver out of a skid when their new
    car hits ice or how they immediately know what to do when walking past
    the Flanders' home and pretend to have cross country skis by sliding
    across the sidewalk, each character supports one another to enable the
    best delivery of hilarious jokes.

    Adding to the strength of the ensemble humor and plenty of holiday
    cheer, the episode ends with a relatively touching moment in which,
    despite having every reason to be angry at Bart, they all playfully
    argue over a washcloth, reminding us of the importance of family, even
    in the face of loss. The episode also offers a cameo from Alex Trebek,
    as Marge appeared on Jeopardy! in hopes of making up their lost funds,
    only for Trebek to threaten her to pay back the show after ending with
    a negative balance. In the wake of Trebek's passing earlier this year,
    it serves as another spotlight of his sense of humor.

    1) "Marge Be Not Proud" - Season 7, Episode 11
    Not only the best holiday episode of The Simpsons, "Marge Be Not Proud"
    is arguably one of the series' best, solidifying it as the go-to
    installment to define the series' seasonal accomplishments.

    The only thing Bart wants for Christmas is the video game Bonestorm,
    with his desperation seeing him shoplifting the game. After he gets
    busted by security, Marge expresses how she's not so much angry with
    him so much as she is disappointed, with the episode seeing him being
    omitted from typical family events as Marge feels he's "too old." Bart ultimately returns to the Try n' Save to have his portrait taken, which
    he gives to Marge to make up for ruining their family photo.

    The opening minutes of this episode have enough hilarious moments to
    cement itself as one of the best holiday-themed episodes the series has
    to offer, from Krusty struggling to pronounce the name of a Brazillian
    singer to Bart demanding of parents, "Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!"
    to Milhouse's shock and awe at entering his name into Bonestorm as "Thrillhouse," only for audiences to see he could only fit "Thrillho,"
    the jokes comes fast and heavy, rarely going more than 30 seconds
    without making us laugh.

    From there, the jokes might slightly slow down, but the emotional arc
    of Bart escalating his typical mischief into petty theft and how this
    signals a transition from being a kid into being a pre-teen will surely resonate with audiences, as many of us can remember a time where, no
    matter how old we were, we wished that our parents would provide us the
    same support as they did when we were 10.

    While the entire cast of characters gets to deliver hilarious lines,
    Homer ends up becoming a true standout, thanks to Dan Castellaneta's
    subtle performance. From his objections to helping Bart with his
    "zipper" problem to confirming Bart won't get eggnog, "In fact, no nog, period," to his monologue about the Police Academy movies, the actor
    confirms Homer as a defining figure in the history of comedy with every
    single syllable.

    Virtually every holiday episode of The Simpsons has something to offer
    fans, but "Marge Be Not Proud" is the series at its finest,
    successfully delivering the feather touch of emotions and the power
    drive of silliness.

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